Here is an entry of scattered nonsense that amuses me.
Occasionally, if you use Windows 10, your computer will go 'hey, I made an album from some of your best pictures, check it out! :D'
It offered me one album consisting solely of the following:
- sixteen screenshots of Final Fantasy XV
- a danisnotonfire tweet
reading 'sometimes i dream about being one of the reindeer galloping through the sky with leather straps tying me to my friends mm yes carrots please
It's been a while since I last posted any of our household's attempts to reproduce lyrics in the medium of fridge poetry!
'Why are we wasting time on all your wasted crime?
' (Shawn Mendes, 'Treat You Better'): 'why are we breaking clocks on your low doings
'I've got two legs from my hips to the ground
' (Monty Python, 'I've Got Two Legs'): 'I have two walking arms from my lustful latitude to the grass
'I'm Christina, and here's my ass!
' (possibly not technically a lyric): 'it is I a lady's name please watchfully adore this behind
Why is 'latitude' a word in this poetry set? (If you want 'longitude', though, you're going to have to make do with 'unlatitude'.)
The set generally has a strange blend of really common words and really specialised ones. I spent ages looking for 'dance' and eventually resorted to 'adjust your behind to jazz'. Rei couldn't write 'bee', but she could certainly write 'mean gold wax merchant butterfly'.
Finally, I recently discovered a video of the best moment in Until Dawn
, which I didn't realise even existed. In the words of the uploader, Mike fights a shower curtain and gets his ass kicked